Post by AaronThis is an interesting interview with the man
John Bon Jovi conducted by rock journalist steven rosin.http://musikfaqs.110mb.com/59921.php
(the interview is probably a couple a years old now
but its still a good read).
Mr. Bon Jovi, how did you maintain that level of hair spray during
your "Shitty Love Ballad" tour?
"Well, we used shallac and whore essence. It always made my voice
very important, my hair."
Mr. Bon Jovi, will you please tell us about your chin? How did you
make it protrude like that? Were you influenced by Tom Slick from the
old cartoons?
"Yes! Very good observation! I used to watch those old cartoons and
it occured to me, why don't I make myself a cartoon of myself! And it
was brilliant. I had more sex with 15 year olds than Jerry Lee Lewis,
but I didn't have to have to soul! All I had to do was act think like
a 15 year old, you know, act like a squirrel, catch a squirrel?"
Mr. Bon Jovi, is it true that you and John Travolta had a steamy
romance in a closet while listening to disco and taking disco dancing
lessons from him?
"Those allegations are a lie! John and I are friends only because we
are devout Scientologist! Just because we were found dressed in
liatards together doesn't mean we were in love! We were just having
sex!... as is required by our master, Dr. L. Ron Hubbard. We are both
firm believers of his book, Diaharetics."
Mr. Bon Jovi, will you please keep your vagina in your shorts!
"Oh don't worry! It's just my ass pussy!"